Gladstone hung out with Michael Swaim. DON’T MAKE HIS MISTAKE
#4. You Can’t Stand Too Close to Tall People
Here’s me and DOB with Michael Swaim many years ago. See? When a short guy stands next to a freakishly tall guy, he is no longer a short guy. Hell, he’s not even a guy anymore. He becomes some sort of halfling. A mythical creature devoid of testosterone or the right to be loved. We have no choice. We just have to avoid it.
Yup. All of this is yes.Source: cracked.com