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avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

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cracked:

Gladstone hung out with Michael Swaim. DON’T MAKE HIS MISTAKE

6 Ways Life Is Different If You’re Short and Male

#4. You Can’t Stand Too Close to Tall People

Here’s me and DOB with Michael Swaim many years ago. See? When a short guy stands next to a freakishly tall guy, he is no longer a short guy. Hell, he’s not even a guy anymore. He becomes some sort of halfling. A mythical creature devoid of testosterone or the right to be loved. We have no choice. We just have to avoid it. 

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Yup. All of this is yes.

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itsssnix:

Teaching is a marathon, not a sprint. You don’t have to be an expert your first year. Work hard, yes, but also give yourself grace.

If you feel like you’re not doing enough, that’s a good sign you’re doing just fine. So breathe and don’t beat yourself up.

This!

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Oh man old Simpsons were the best. I seriously laughed for a good, honest 30 seconds.

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irrelevant-stimuli:

This Simpsons called it years ago.

I love this gif set so much. This is Putin’s dream.

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"Here’s the truly extraordinary thing: [Paul] Ryan’s report never once mentions America’s savage increase in inequality over the last half century. But poverty is precisely and directly connected to widening inequality because (1) when most income goes to the top, the vast middle doesn’t have the purchasing power needed to get the economy out of first gear, which causes high unemployment — especially for those with the least skills and education: (2) when income and wealth are concentrated at the top the rich have enough political power to reduce their tax rates, and as real median household incomes drop the middle class doesn’t have the will or ability to pay more in taxes — with the result that tax revenues can’t pay for adequate education, social services, jobs programs, and job training needed by the poor; and (3) when the income ladder elongates, upward mobility is far harder because movement up the ladder results in less gain. That Ryan and company don’t mention any of this shows how utterly ignorant he and his colleagues are about what’s really happening to America."

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"We forgot one more — Harold Ramis, for Caddyshack 2, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day."

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BILL MURRAY, announcing the nominees for the Best Cinematographer Oscar.

As simple and great a tribute as any.

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dorkly:

Olympic Speed Skating meets Mario Kart

Can’t wait for Rainbow Road.

How much more fun would racing be, in any context, w/ Mario Kart weaponry?

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I’m embarrassed to about I did this exact thing years ago.

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dorkly:

Twitter Cannot Handle the Human Torch Casting

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Quick question: what was the Human Torch’s defining feature - his race, or his ability to light himself on fire and fly around? Pretty sure it’s the fire one.

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Nope! Black Panther’s race actually IS relevant to his character. Glad we could clear that up for you.

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Can’t we all just calm down and remember that Fantastic Four sucks anyway? 

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